Anecdotes

Your parents send you a number "Talk to her", they say "It is time you got serious about getting married" and you think to yourself "She's not gonna like me at the end" so, what's the point? Next day, you get a call from the same number "My parents asked me to talk to you", she says and then opens herself up to you like a never ending book and you think to yourself "She's probably always like this" so, what's the point? Now you've decided to do a video call "You're late and you don't get a lot of chances with me", she says and you spend the next three hours talking to her who is instantly feeling comfortable with you and you think to yourself "She doesn't really like my sense of humor" so, what's the point? Now you're being pushed into meeting this girl because your parents like planning your life for you "It would've been better if we'd met before everyone meets...

 "Two puffs should give me a good hit, right ?", I asked my friend while slowing my pace down on the sidewalk. "Yeahhhhh!!!", he replied in a tone that stretches out from a low pitch voice to a high pitch voice. He then went on to explain how to take the two puffs. Did you know that there's a good way to smoke weed? I never knew! I always thought that people just puffed in as much as they could and then waited for it to hit. He mentioned that the best way to get the most hit out of a joint is to fill up your lungs about sixty percent by puffing in. Then you hold that smoke for 15-20 seconds and release. And, you do it twice. That is supposed to give you the most hit. And it works even better if the joint you're smoking does not have much tobacco in it. "How do you know what kind of weed it is ?", I inquired before I started puffing. It seems like when you're buying a joint, there's two things you look for. First would be the strain of the w...

I was scrolling through instagram feed. I had just posted one of my song reels. I plan to do like 100 of those song reels this year. In half a mind, I put my phone down, and just start thinking. I start thinking about how bad the last thirteen-fourteen months have been going for me. "I guess, this is called mid-life crisis!", I say to myself, out loud. Let's think together, shall we? There's an ongoing recession, that started early last year, when Facebook -- oh wait, Meta now, they started laying off staff. Why? Obviously they had a reason for it, but then Meta is one of those huge companies that is beyond short term finance corrections, right? Not just that, the recent layoffs from all these tech giants -- Google, Amazon and Microsoft -- are they worth it? Are they saving the company at all from a financial crisis? At least it doesn't look like that in the short term, right? It may be a move to reshuffle the market with new high quality staff, right? Anyway, I d...